i dont celebrate my birthday.. i dont believe in it.. i dont want to acknowledge that i have one and i dont subscribe to the concept of time the same way everyone else does. however! i did celebrate my not-birthday for awhile there.. which was mildly amusing. but now i have a better idea:

after seeing a flash movie i decided that i would officially declare april sixth of every mortal earth year National Jesse Allen Crouch Day. you can celebrate if you please.. just dont buy me anything.

maybe ill make a section of the website just for it.