Tommorrow is National Jesse Allen Crouch Day. This will be the 20th annual, but the first time it will really be celebrated! Presently it is not an international holiday because of the lack of recognition by most people in other countries so far. Currently it is celebrated widely around the United States.
Guidelines for celebration:
- Do not buy presents for Jesse Crouch
- Celebrate with freedom and frugality!
Yes, there are only two, so follow them wisely. Ideas for celebration include:
- Taking the day off work
- Not paying taxes on anything for one day
- Proclaiming sovereignty from all but the universe
- Protest government intervention in your life
- Experience a day full of non-agression
- Eat cheap and healthily
- Sit back, look out a window and just think.
So proclaim this day’s celebration and its ideas to everyone you know =)
April 5th, 2006 at 21:41
totally already had that on my calendar :D
i think i plan on doing all of those, so long as the school doesnt tax lunch.
April 5th, 2006 at 22:33
I’m going to celebrate with the storms and tornadoes that you’re bringing just like I did for my bday.
April 10th, 2006 at 11:33
ill celebrate your balls.
April 11th, 2006 at 04:02
I’ll celebrate your balls too, but in less of a sexual way and more in the I’m wearing a hat that says “Jesse’s Balls!” way