2006-08-01
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August 1st, 2006 at 22:10
Well, it's about time someone did something about those fucking bicyclists. They're such hooligans. Save the children!
"Just the other day, I saw two children get hit by bikes. It scares me when my own kids walk over the yellow line. They could be wiped out by a group of bikes."
Here's a solution: teach your kids how to stay in the lines. If they're too young to understand but can still walk around, STAY ON THE GRASS. DO NOT GO IN THE STREET.
Seriously, folks. Let's get back to more important things, like tapping phonelines without a warrant and setting up a multi-tiered internet designed to give massive monies to bloated telecommunications companies.