Lauren lost her phone on.. Sunday night.. the 29th. Couldn't find it that night. She looked for it the next morning and couldn't find it. There was no way it had left the apartment. It had to be in here. Since then we've been looking for it.. three days. We've looked everywhere. Seriously everywhere. I'd like to list some of the places that we looked kind of in order of absurdity:

• Kitchen cabinets
• All our clothing drawers
• Under the bed mattress
• In a cooler
• Refrigerator
• Inside the pillowcases
• In a slim plastic toolbox fitted for specifically the tools
• In the cat's food bag and litterbox
• Freezer
• Inside a lamp shade
• Microwave
• Inside the back of the printer where you can detach a part of it to pull out paper if it jams
• Breaker box

Thought about looking in my computer.. but I didn't.

In the end I found it in a suit pocket of mine. I was wearing the suit the night it was lost.. Lauren asked me to get it and I put it in the pocket. I had checked the suit twice before the time I found it.. dunno why I couldn't find it the other times. It would also explain why I couldn't hear it vibrating like I normally can when it goes off because it was just suspended in cloth.

Incredible.