How to make a rap song during 2000-2010:
- Say your own name
- Say somebody else's name
- Crank up your loudness
- Have a girly voice say something meaningless
- Say your own name again
- Say something about money, drugs, women or conspicuous consumption
- Close by saying some more names of people you know
The 00s will forever be known as the decade the United States made a skin-color shift to as brown-as-possible while it continued to bomb brown people.
So aside from rap what do we have? Radio frequencies occupied by TV-show-created celebrities/'artists' with the occasional spotting of past late-90s pop stars and weak attempts at creating new female 'artists' pumped full of manufactured tracks completely void of feeling. The only thing close to salvation is the sorry excuse for originality known as "Emo" music which pretends to represent the repressed unique emotional genius of the subculture of idiot middle schoolers. And all of the above of course under the shining shield of ever increasing loudness. Disgusting.




February 2nd, 2008 at 02:35
i heard you listening to 50 cent in your car the other day
February 2nd, 2008 at 19:47
I wonder when jesse is going to lay some of his own beats down for us hear. Jesse, you know what, just bring back meaningful breaks
http://www.lyricsdepot.com/kurtis-blow/the-breaks.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxrxgzyfF80
or bring back the good old basketball raps of the 80's?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiHL-GBSn_M&feature=related
or perhaps bring back the political commentary raps and mention presidents?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oigj_CvkMkw&feature=related
or just be more like Kurtis Blow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc9STAKeq-0&feature=related
But just DON'T COPY THAT FLOPPY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xfqkdh5Js4
February 4th, 2008 at 05:56
Hey! The CD I gave you is none of the above.